a) If 3's a crowd, wad makes ten?

b) If lame means crippled and XL means extra big, wad makes SBSL?

c) If you were you and I was also you, and I'm not Mr Smith, who maketh thee I?

d) If you expect the unexpected, then you must be unexpecting the expected, but the expected cannot be unexpected as it is expected and the unexpected cannot be expected because the unexpected is not made to be expected, thus being it unexpected. So, if you expect the unexpected, then the expected by law of the universe will happen, so it goes to reason to expect the expected and unexpect the unexpected so that the expected of the unexpected will not be left unexpected while the expected that was to be unexpected will be expected and not unexpected.

e) How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

f) If I'm hungry, and I live in the kitchen, what am I?

g) Why did the runner carry a knife?

h) Can you jump higher than a house?

i) How does one put a lion in the fridge

j) A meteor hit Earth. Who died first?

k) Which company closed down?

l) Which animal was never recovered?

m) A man crashed his helicopter. Why?

n) A very, very, very old and very very sick man was walking around a lake with a lot of crocodiles. A lot of crocodiles. How did he die?

o) At animal farm, who didn't turn up? Besides those that had to go for their CCAs?

p) Final question to check your incredibly high IQ. What was the first question that I asked?


a) a farm
b) oversized wheelchairs
c) reflection
e) Open the door and put the elephant in
f) Something that's hungry
g) Everyone in CS knows wielding a knife makes one run the fastest
h) Who cannot jump over a monopoly house?
i) Open the door, take out the elephant and put the lion in
j) The Dinosaurs
k) The Zoo. They were sued and charged for losing an exotic elephant and an exotic lion
l) The lion. The hungry thing opened the fridge and ate it
m) It was too cold so he turned off the ceiling fan
n) The helicopter crashed into him
0) The elephant, the lion and the crocodiles
p)A meteor hit Earth. Who died first?



Ahahaha... bet u all didn't know all the answers!!! ahaha!

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